A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken
to the hospital. While on the operating table she has
a near-death experience. During that experience she
sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and
explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the
hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast
augmentation, and a tummy tuck. She even has someone
come in and change her hair color. She figures since
she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well
make the most of it.
She walks out the hospital after the last operation
and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
She arrives in front of God again and asks,
"I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"
God replies, "I didn't recognize you."
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