A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked
him to give her an examination to determine the
cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.
It only took the doctor about two seconds to say,
"Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"
The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with
the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and
would *never* compromise her reputation by having
sex with a boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window!
Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's
just that the last time this happened, a star appeared
in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping
they'd show up again, and help me figure out who
got your daughter pregnant!"
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