A Principal, on his way home from work at the School, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic is worse that usual. Nothing's moving."
He noticed a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer what's the hold up?"
The officer replied, "The Prime Minister is just so depressed about the thought of moving out of the Prime Minister's residence that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the highway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says the public hates him and he doesn't have the money to pay for his high-flying lifestyle. We're taking up a collection for him."
"Oh really? How much do you have so far?"
"About five hundred gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
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