BREAKING NEWS: Illegal weapons dumps
Posted: Wednesday, November 20, 2002
BREAKING NEWS: Illegal weapons dumps in Plaza Altamira and Four Seasons basements ... Venezuelan Army Captain Pedro Sanchez Bolivar -- one of the rebel officers who has camped out in Plaza Altamira for the past several weeks -- has revealed that anti-government opposition forces have been storing quantities of arms and ammunition.
Sanchez Bolivar says he has been deceived into believing that his fellow rebels were seeking a democratic solution.
In a shock announcement, he has told reporters that rebel General Enrique Medina Gomez has conspired with trade union leader Carlos Ortega to incite protesters "to create general mayhem, violence and to kill if necessary" to force a military takeover of the Chavez Frias government.
Sanchez Bolivar has called on fellow officers to not allow themselves to be drawn into terrorist plans for a coup d'etat ... "it will only leave blood on the pages of our Venezuelan history."
In late breaking news, it has been revealed that the rebel officers have received financial support from "a North American embassy" as well as huge sums from Venezuelan business personalities.
Not unsurprisingly, rebel Brigadier General Jose Felix Ruiz Guzman has rushed to the microphones in Plaza Altamira to claim that Sanchez Bolivar has been "bought" by the government and that he is currently "collaborating with government spy agencies to smear the opposition "disobedience" rebellion in Plaza Altamira.
Ruiz Guzman says Sanchez Bolivar is "simply a parrot for Chavez Frias" and that he will be "taking appropriate measures to ensure that these fools do not plant weapons there."